“I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left”
“I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. American comedian Berl Williams (1918-1978) said in a “My Favorite Jokes” article for Parade magazine on November 27, 1977:
“My wife and I had absolutely nothing when we got started, and we’ve got most of it left.”
It’s uncertain if Berl Williams was the first to tell the joke.
27 November 1977, Sunday Independent Press-Telegram (Long Beach, CA), “My Favorite Jokes” by Berl Williams, Parade magazine, pg. 18, col. 2:
Berl (Williams—ed.) looks back fondly to his beginnings in comedy and says, “My wife and I had absolutely nothing when we got started, and we’ve got most of it left.”
Google Books
Omni
Volume 7
1985
Pg. 146:
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left. —R. E . Atkinson, Pittsburgh
18 July 1989, The Hawk Eye (IA), Bob Wilson column, pg. 3A, col. 6:
He (Bill Gullberg of Stronghurst—ed.) concludes his memories with a line that far outshines “I’ve got plenty of nothin’”: “I went through the ‘30s with nothing and still have most of it left.”
26 June 1993, Charlotte (NC) Observer, “Gardener witnesses a lot from observation post,” pg. 2C:
A sign reads: “I Started Out With Nothing and I Still Have Most of It Left.”
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Toby Corkindale tjcorkin at steadycom.com.au
Fri Jun 11 14:00:26 CST 1999
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..I started out with nothing…and I still have most of it left
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.
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Yada, Yada, Yada.Com.Org.Edu.Gov.Email:
What I Learned on the Www/Internet
By Joan E. Miller
Lincoln, NE: iUniverse, Inc.
2000
Pg. 22:
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
2 August 2000, Washington (DC) Post, “Voila! The Funniest T-Shirts of 2000” by Bob Levey, pg. C11:
Started Out with Nothing and Still Have Most of It Left—Melanie Webb, of Alexandria.
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Knotted
By Michelle Holman
Auckland, NZ: HarperCollins
2009
Pg. ?:
She wore her Coco-The-Clown pants and a T-shirt that read I Started With Nothing And Still Have Most Of It Left.
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McIntire:
Defender of Faith and Freedom
By Gladys Titzck Rhoads and Nancy Titzck Anderson
Xulon Press (xulonpress.com)
2012
Pg. 517:
He could have hung this plaque on the wall: “I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.”