“I see the price of Oxo cubes has shot up again. The stock market’s gone crazy”
The Oxo company manufactures beef stock cubes, among other products. There have been several Oxo puns mentioning the “stock” market.
“Retweeting @andrewsayer: I see the price of Oxo cubes has shot up again. The stock market’s gone crazy” was posted on Twitter on October 23, 2008.
“Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market,” “The only stock options I have are chicken and beef,” “I started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire” and “I went to the store to buy chicken broth, but they said they were out of stock” are related “stock” jokes.
Wikipedia: Oxo (food)
Oxo is a brand of food products, including stock cubes, herbs and spices, dried gravy, and yeast extract. The original product was the beef stock cube, but Oxo now also markets chicken and other flavour cubes, e.g. Chinese Recipe and Indian Recipe. The cubes are broken up and used as flavouring in meals or gravy or dissolved into boiling water.
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John Grey
@jg_rat
Retweeting @andrewsayer: I see the price of Oxo cubes has shot up again. The stock market’s gone crazy.
10:00 PM - 23 Oct 2008
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Scott Elsdon
@scottelsdon
I see the price of Oxo cubes has shot up again.
The fucking stock market’s gone crazy.
11:08 PM - 23 Oct 2008
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Narelle
@narelle
The price of Oxo Cubes and Bovril have shot up again. The stock market’s gone crazy.
8:18 AM - 27 Oct 2008
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Ben Neise
@GuruAnt
The price of Oxo cubes and Bovril has shot up again; the stock market is going crazy.
6:30 PM - 27 Oct 2008
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Francis Wood
@TitusANewt
OXO cubes have gone up in price again. It seems the stock market has gone mad.
2:22 AM - 29 Apr 2009
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Nino Firetto
@NinoFiretto
The price of Oxo cubes, Bovril and Boullion has gone up again.The stock market’s going crazy.
5:10 AM - 3 Nov 2010
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Insert Clever Handle
@LMHPhotog
Beef & Chicken OXO Cubes are a sure investment on the Stock Market.
1:15 AM - 13 Apr 2015 from Calgary, Alberta
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
If you opened a market stall selling only oxo cubes and gravy granules, then when you meet attractive women in bars, you could tell them that you are big on the ‘stock market’
submitted November 22, 2016 by Chasbrad
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Myles Edwards
@MylesEdwards
I see the price of Oxo cubes has shot up again.
The stock market’s gone crazy…
5:19 AM - 17 Mar 2018 from Iten Tambach, Kenya
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Heinous Face
@Pawley3000
My mate opened up a market stall selling OXO cubes
Thinks he’s trading on the stock market now
#tuesdaytitters
2:29 AM - 17 Apr 2018