“I recently tried the fruitarian diet, where you can only eat things that fall from trees…”

“I decided to become a fruitarian! Meaning I only eat things that naturally fall from a tree! Yesterday I had 2 apples and an Owl!” was posted on Twitter by Sarah Jane Cruickshank on April 8, 2018. “I tried being a fruitarian, it is where you only eat things that have fallen from trees. I only lasted one day. All I ate was 3 apples and an owl. (Joe Lycett)” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 13, 2018.
     
The joke is from British comedian and television presenter Joe Lycett.
   
   
Wikipedia: Joe Lycett
Joe Harry Lycett (born 5 July 1988) is a British comedian and television presenter.
 
Twitter
Sarah Jane Cruickshank
@FXLadySarah
I decided to become a fruitarian!
Meaning I only eat things that naturally fall from a tree!
Yesterday I had 2 apples and an Owl!
4:00 AM · Apr 8, 2018·Facebook
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BloodyJonesy April 13, 2018
I tried being a fruitarian
I tried being a fruitarian, it is where you only eat things that have fallen from trees. I only lasted one day. All I ate was 3 apples and an owl. (Joe Lycett)
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/feedmesteak June 6, 2018
I recently tried the fruitarian diet, where you can only eat things that fall from trees
I only lasted a day. All I had was 3 apples and an owl.
       
Twitter
Phil Spivey
@phil_spivey
Brilliant night seeing the wonderfully funny @joelycett one of my fave jokes. I am a fruitarian which means I only eat things that fall from trees.  Tonight I had a lovely meal of two apples, a pear and an owl.
5:36 PM · Jun 9, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Col
@countcol
I recently tried the fruitarian diet, where you can only eat things that fall from trees.
I only lasted a day. All I had was 3 apples and an owl!
5:51 AM · Jun 17, 2018·Twitter for Android
   
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Nuttin Toulouse
@SyarkWasangka
My colleague: I think I wanna try the fruitarian diet. I can only eat things that fall from a tree.
Me: so you’ll eat owls and squirrels?
3:11 AM · Sep 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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_raven_
@moon__69__
I recently became a fruitarian so I can only eat things that fall from trees.
I’ve just had an apple and an owl for lunch.
9:32 AM · Mar 3, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
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dee lomas #FBPE #3.5% #FBPPR #GobShiteClub
@deelomas
I’ve recently become a fruitarian so i can only eat things that fall from trees.
For breakfast I had an apple and an owl…
7:30 AM · Apr 11, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
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𝓢𝓪𝓼𝓼𝔂 𝓢𝓪𝓿𝓿𝔂 𝓐𝓭𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓻
@SassysavvyLia
I’ve recently become a fruitarian so I can only eat things that fall from trees.
For breakfast I had an apple…..
and a bat…....
#WednesdayThoughts
8:10 AM · Apr 21, 2021·Twitter for Android
     
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🎗 MOGGY 🎗
@DavidMoggy
I recently tried the fruitarian diet, you can only eat things that have fallen from trees.
I lasted a day.
I only ate 3 apples and a squirrel.
4:05 AM · Jun 8, 2021 from Kingsbury, England·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD June 8, 2021
I was told the fruitarian diet you only eat things that fall from trees.
So far today I’ve only eaten 3 apples and an owl.