“I ran over 5 miles today. Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy”

People named “Miles” should not be confused with actual “miles,” but there are jokes.
 
“I actually meant to say I ran over 4 people named Miles” was posted on Twitter by Ted on April 7, 2012. “I ran over 8 Miles today… I’m just tired of people named Miles” was posted on Twitter by A$AP’S FABLES on August 11, 2012.
 
“I ran over 5 miles today. Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 17, 2020.
 
 
Twitter
Ted
@Tedgforce
@LouO3 I actually meant to say I ran over 4 people named Miles.
3:04 PM · Apr 7, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
A$AP’S FABLES
@SSFantastic
I ran over 8 Miles today… I’m just tired of people named Miles
8:43 PM · Aug 11, 2012·Tweetbot for iOS
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/J3ST3RR September 17, 2020
I ran over 5 miles today
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.
   
Twitter
Barrie
@Barrengton
I ran over 5 miles today!
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.
11:27 PM · Sep 16, 2020·Twitter for Android (Posted after the above.—ed.)
 
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I ran over 5 miles today.
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.
5:16 PM · Sep 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Kiley Lovato⚡⚡
@khuBaibStation
I ran over 4 miles today.
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Mad
5:23 AM · Sep 19, 2020·Twitter Web App