“I just bought a new answering machine. What should I ask it?”

A telephone “answering machine” does not answer questions, but there are jokes.
 
“I just bought an answering machine!  What should I ask it???” was posted on Twitter by Labyrinth Prettywink on May 23, 2011.
   
 
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Labyrinth Prettywink
@labyrinthpretty
I just bought an answering machine!  What should I ask it???
5:47 PM · May 23, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
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Keyia Best
@KeyiaBest
#askEllen @TheEllenShow i just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it???
11:45 PM · Jun 13, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Piyush Kaushal
@PiyushAce
I just bought an Answering Machine. Now. What should I ask it?
1:03 PM · Sep 25, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
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bLuE DaNdaRa
@a__walter
I jus bought an answering machine, what should i ask it..?
2:51 PM · Apr 5, 2014·Mobile Web (M2)
   
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QwazyQuokka
@Girlie4
I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it?
7:14 PM · Aug 20, 2018·TweetDeck
   
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#hashtag LFC
@hashtag2weet
I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it?
4:03 PM · Feb 22, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD January 14, 2021
I bought a new answering machine…..
What should I ask it?
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