“I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears”

If you choke on gummy bears, are you “killed by bears”? “The only good thing about choking to death on gummy bears is that your family can say you were killed by bears, which sounds cool” was posted on Twitter by Jack Turnock‏ on June 10, 2011.
 
“I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that” was posted on Twitter by Markydeuxdeux‏ on February 12, 2017.
 
   
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Jack Turnock‏
@JackonoryTweets
The only good thing about choking to death on gummy bears is that your family can say you were killed by bears, which sounds cool.
5:20 PM - 10 Jun 2011
 
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Michael Knight‏
@michaelmknight
The only good part about choking to death on ‘Gummy Bears’ is your family can technically say you were killed by bears. Which sounds cool.
7:49 AM - 11 Jun 2011
 
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Michael Knight‏
@michaelmknight
Replying to @GeekieBeth
@ZeeDivah If you choked on Gummy Bears and died, your family could say you were killed by bears. Sounds very cool. & Thanks for following.
4:52 AM - 21 Aug 2011
 
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Lamar Barrett‏
@LamarB46
If I ever choke on Gummy Bears my headstone should read Killed by Bears.  Sounds cooler.
6:30 AM - 7 Jan 2012
 
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Brandyn MacDonald‏
@brandynwiththey
I would want someone to say I was killed by bears if I ever choked to death on Gummy Bears. That would sound cooler…
2:02 AM - 6 Dec 2012
 
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Christian Lane‏
@TrueIronGamer
If you choke to death on Gummy Bears at least your family can technically say you were killed by bears, and that sounds cool.
5:49 AM - 13 May 2015
 
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Markydeuxdeux‏
@markydoodoo
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
5:44 PM - 12 Feb 2017
 
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Markydeuxdeux @markydoodoo
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
6:44 PM - 12 Feb 2017