“I hit the gym, but I drove away because I don’t have car insurance”

“Hit the gym” is an expression meaning “go to the gym” that’s not meant to be taken as a literal “hit,” but there’s a joke:
 
“I hit the gym, but I drove away because I don’t have car insurance.”
 
The joke was posted by RoughDictum on Twitter on February 8, 2010 and has been printed on many images.
 
   
Twitter
RoughDiction
‏@roughdiction
I just hit the gym but I drove away because I don’t have car insurance.
6:31 PM - 8 Feb 2010
 
Twitter
FunnyOneLiners
‏@Funnyoneliners
I just hit the gym but I drove away because I don’t have car insurance.
RT @roughdiction
1:42 PM - 9 Feb 2010
 
Instagram
soccergirl118Insurance Day
October 6, 2015
soccergirl118I hit the gym today, but I drove away because I didn’t have car insurance. #pun #insuranceday
 
Twitter
Mark Duke
‏@mossyoak_outlaw
I just hit the gym, but I drove away because I don’t want them to cancel my car insurance.
8:24 AM - 10 Feb 2016
 
Facebook
Nancy Martin Insurance Agency
May 24, 2016
I hit the gym today but i drove away because i don’t have car insurance, do you?
 
reddit
I hit the gym today…
submitted August 20, 2016 by FarazR90
But I drove away because I don’t have car insurance.