“I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there”

“Moderation in all things” or “Everything in moderation” is an old proverb. A joke was posted on Twitter on October 17, 2013:
 
“I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there.”
     
     
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Dad Jokes‏
@dadsjokes
I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there.
9:38 PM - 17 Oct 2013
 
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Josh Oo-Wah‏
@werdbooty
New store open downtown called Moderation. I hear they have everything.
7:56 PM - 2 Mar 2014
   
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@MoiraMcCardell
I heard of a new store called moderation. They have everything there. @taerynlove
5:15 PM - 6 Mar 2014 from Trenton, MI
       
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January 10, 2015 ·
I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
 
19 February 2015, News Mail (Bundaberg, Queensland), “Last Laugh,” pg. 15:
I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there.
   
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09/09/15 Grif.Net - Calming Troubled Minds
Dr. Bob
9/9/15
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I heard there was a new store called Moderation.
They have everything there.
 
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Chris Lowry‏
@Lowrychris
I heard there was a new store called Moderation.
They have everything there
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#scifi #free
10:25 AM - 25 Jun 2017
     
Me.Me
WAS A LHEARD THERE WAS ANEN STORE CALLED MODERATION THEY HAVE EVERYTHING IN THERE MADE ON IMGUR MEME
FOUND @ 26 LIKES ON 2017-10-07 03:23:58 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK
 
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October 14, 2017 ·
I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

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I heard there was a new shop opening called ‘Moderation’. They have everything there… #UKPunDay
5:31 AM - 12 Feb 2018