“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something”

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Wikipedia: Jackie Mason
Jackie Mason (born June 9, 1931) is an American stand-up comedian and film and television actor. He is ranked #63 on Comedy Central’s 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all-time.
 
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Kauai’s FM97
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Here’s legendary comedian Jackie Mason with a few words. “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something”
12:56 AM - 25 Aug 2017
 
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Tren Griffin
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Jackie Mason: “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” Henny Youngman variant: “if I die by 4PM.”
8:32 PM - 27 Aug 2017