"I hate people who take drugs. Like cops, DEA agents…

“I hate people who take drugs. Like cops, DEA agents and customs officials” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many T-shirts. “‘I hate people who take drugs - people like customs officers’ Jack Dee” was posted to the newsgroup comp.emulators.misc on December 10, 1994. “I hate people who take drugs…....like customs officers” was posted to the newsgroup soc.penpals on June 5, 1997.

Google Groups: comp.emulators.misc
BBC Micro Emulator
Chris Livingston Rae
12/10/94
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“I hate people who take drugs - people like customs officers”
Jack Dee

Google Groups: soc.penpals
Add your favourite quote here
Simpson
6/5/97
My addition to the almighty famous quotes:
“I hate people who take drugs…....like customs officers.”

Google Groups: rec.games.miniatures.warhammer
[Q] how do i ....
AngryBoy
10/12/98
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“I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officials.”

Google Groups: talk.politics.drugs
I hate people who take drugs…...
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11/4/99
like customs officers!

Google Groups: alt.games.video.nintendo.gamecube
United States vs. Everybody else
Mark
2/19/01
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I hate people who take drugs… DEA agents, narcotics officers, customs inspectors, etc.

Google Groups: alt.games.video.sony-playstation2
I Hope This is True
Kirby[TiT]
7/10/01
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I hate people who take drugs…..like customs officers, policemen etc, always taking me drugs man!

Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
I Hate People Who Take Drugs!
Critical-Mass
3/21/02
The drug squad just took mine, and to make matters worse they charged me with possession!
Bastards

Twitter
XSF (ikˈsesiv)
‏@THEREALXSF
@RockinPoet I hate people who TAKE drugs, like the FBI, the ATF, the DEA….
5:14 PM - 9 Jun 2009

Twitter
Mister C
‏@misterchuck719
I hate people who take drugs.. like cops, DA, DEA ,Custom agents hahah.
7:49 PM - 22 Nov 2009

Twitter
Manny
‏@techjunkie30
T-shirt I saw today: “I hate people who take drugs: Cops, DEA Agents, and Customs Officials.” Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, people?
8:16 PM - 17 May 2010

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Irish Humour
Edited by Aubrey Malone
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2012
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I hate people who take drugs. Like the police.
Dusty Young

Reddit
I hate people who take drugs…
submitted April 18, 2015 by UndisputedGold
...such as the police and customs officers.