“I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram! I was like, 0mg!”

“OMG” (Oh My God) shouldn’t be confused with “0mg” (no milligrams), but there are jokes. “I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!” was posted on Twitter by Pablo Egglescobar on November 22, 2011. The joke has been printed on many images.
   
   
Twitter
Pablo Egglescobar
@pauleggleston
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!
5:31 PM · Nov 22, 2011·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Alex George
@AlexGeorge
* applause * RT @pauleggleston: I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!
5:35 PM · Nov 22, 2011·Hootsuite
 
Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
2:22 AM · Nov 23, 2011·sickipediabot
       
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson, Ltd
2012
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
 
Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
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I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
 
Mirror (London, UK)
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@pauleggleston I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!
   
Twitter
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
@TheRealSheldonC
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg!
7:13 PM · Mar 26, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Handy_McHandFace November 25, 2017
I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like 0mg
 
Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
I just had a weird dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram!
I was like, 0mg!
1:08 AM · Aug 13, 2019·Twitter for iPhone