“I got thrown out of a strip club last night for using Monopoly money”

“Monopoly money” (from the board game Monopoly

) isn’t legal tender and is not accepted at businesses, but there’s a popular joke.
 
“Next time I go to a strip club I’m tipping in monopoly money. Why pay real money for fake tits?” was posted on Twitter by Alicia 🍄✨🌈😵‍💫 on February 16, 2011. “*Guy @ strip club gives dancer monopoly money* Dancer:“Hey! This isnt real money!“Guy:“Hey! Those are fake tities!”#WhoCarriesMonoployMoney?” was posted on Twitter by @Gothchick4000 on November 6, 2011.
   
“Got thrown out a strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs” was posted on Twitter by First Joke (and many others) on April 23, 2013.
   
     
Wikipedia: Monopoly money
Monopoly money is a type of play money used in the board game Monopoly. It is different from most currencies, including the American currency or British currency upon which it is based, in that it is smaller, one-sided, and does not have different imagery for each denomination. It is not legal tender and has no monetary value in any jurisdictions.
 
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Alicia 🍄✨🌈😵‍💫
@alicialsgay
Next time I go to a strip club I’m tipping in monopoly money. Why pay real money for fake tits?
1:27 AM · Feb 16, 2011·Twitter SMS
   
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@Gothchick4000
*Guy @ strip club gives dancer monopoly money* Dancer:“Hey! This isnt real money!“Guy:“Hey! Those are fake tities!”#WhoCarriesMonoployMoney?
5:51 PM · Nov 6, 2011·Twitter SMS
   
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Short King 👑
@Lollyx_o
Always carry real & fake money when you go to a strip club.. Real strippers get real money & the fake strippers get the monopoly money (;
2:33 AM · Dec 9, 2011·Twitter SMS
   
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First Joke
@FirstJoke
Got thrown out a strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
3:11 AM · Apr 23, 2013·Twitter Web Client
     
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Yiannis Anastasi
@AccordingToYian
I got thrown out of a strip club last night for using Monopoly money…..I don’t see why I have to use real money to see fake boobs…
10:21 AM · Apr 23, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Funny Jokes
@jokestoyou
Got thrown out a Strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
9:19 AM · Jan 24, 2014·Twitter for Android
   
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
Got thrown out a strip club last night for using monopoly money.
I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
4:00 PM · Feb 18, 2016·Twitter for Android
 
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I got thrown out of a strip club last night for using Monopoly money.
I don’t see why I should use real money to see fake boobs.
4:24 PM · Mar 5, 2017·Twitter for Android
     
Reddit—Jokesuncensored
Posted by u/madazzahatter December 9, 2017
I got thrown out a strip club last night for using monopoly money…
I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I got thrown out a strip club last night for using monopoly money.
I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
12:38 PM · Feb 11, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
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Kaybeats
@kaybeatsreal_01
Got thrown out a Strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
12:47 PM · May 21, 2022·Twitter for Android