“I got so drunk last night, I don’t know if I found some keys or lost a car”

Entry in progress—B.P.
   
Twitter 
Sawyer Stone‏
@FuckinnShit
i sooooooo wasted I don’t kno if I found some keys or lost a car
2:19 PM - 26 Sep 2013
   
Twitter
Ryan‏
@RyanGoodyer
I’m so wasted I don’t know if I found some keys or lost a car…
11:19 AM - 28 Sep 2013
   
Twitter
Thom‏
@_ThomGlassar_
“Im so drunk I dont know if I found some keys or lost a car”
12:51 PM - 30 Sep 2013 from Liverpool, England
 
Reddit—Oneliners
I got so drunk last night, I don’t know if I found some keys or lost a car.
submitted December 21, 2017 by madazzahatter
COMMENTS
TzeroJah0
I’m so busy I’m not sure if I’ve just found a rope or lost a horse