"I got invited by a salad to his house. He…

“Lettuce leaf” sounds like “let us leave.” “I remember a time my friends and I got trapped in a garden…the owners wouldn’t lettuce leaf” was posted on Twitter on October 17, 2012.

“My family was being held captive by a salad. It wouldn’t lettuce leaf” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 28, 2017. “I got invited by a salad to his house. He wouldn’t lettuce leaf!” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on October 29, 2017.

Twitter
Corey Barker‏
@CoreyABarker
I remember a time my friends and I got trapped in a garden…the owners wouldn’t lettuce leaf.
3:31 PM - 17 Oct 2012

Twitter
Rhys May‏
@rhysmaymusic
A bunch of us went to a vegetable competition the other day, wanted to go home early but they wouldn’t lettuce leaf
4:42 PM - 16 Jan 2016

Twitter
Tim Somerfield‏
@TSAfroNinja
Asda wouldn’t lettuce leaf without this #classicsalad https://www.instagram.com/p/BJjK_RthKUM/
6:08 PM - 25 Aug 2016

Reddit—Jokes
My family was being held captive by a salad
submitted October 28, 2017 by lil_jordyc
It wouldn’t lettuce leaf

Reddit—3amjokes
I got invited by a salad to his house self.3amjokes
Submitted October 29, 2017 by uzairmahmud1116
He wouldn’t lettuce leaf!!
COMMENTS
XanMan11
I thought you were gonna say he tossed you out

Twitter
3AM‏
@3AM_Jokes
I got invited by a salad to his house… He wouldn’t lettuce leaf!!
8:02 PM - 28 Oct 2017

Twitter
LOL Tweets™‏
@lolmgco
I got invited by a salad to his house
He wouldn’t lettuce leaf!!
8:37 PM - 28 Oct 2017