“I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my sarcasm”

“I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several slightly different versions.
     
“I like to enjoy a glass of red wine each nite for its health benefits. The other 9 glasses are for my witty comebacks & super dance moves” was posted on Twitter by Kyndall on October 22, 2011. “I enjoy a glass of red wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks, sarcasm, and dance moves” was posted on Twitter by Sherri Bryant on November 1, 2011.
 
“I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses for my witty comebacks & flawless dance moves #ecardbrilliance” was posted on Twitter by Lady Lee Rider on July 4, 2012. The saying probably originated from an ecard.
     
     
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Kyndall
@KyndallFreer
I like to enjoy a glass of red wine each nite for its health benefits. The other 9 glasses are for my witty comebacks & super dance moves.
6:03 PM · Oct 22, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
 
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CΛPTΛIN WΛLSH
@UcanCALLm3AL
I like to have a glass of wine each night for health benefits, the other 9 are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
7:27 PM · Oct 22, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Jack Nervous
@JackNervous
RT I enjoy a glass of red wine each night for its health benefits. The other 9 glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves
3:06 AM · Oct 23, 2011·Mobile Web
 
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Bro Rogan
@FunnyManStan
I drink a glass of red wine each night for its health benefits. The other 9 glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
11:33 AM · Oct 23, 2011·UberSocial for BlackBerry
 
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Sherri Bryant
@sherrisubzero
I enjoy a glass of red wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks, sarcasm, and dance moves.
5:50 PM · Nov 1, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
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♋♉♐
@MamaSitaa__
“I enjoy a glass of red wine each night for its health benefits.The other glasses are for my witty comebacks, sarcasm, flawless dance moves”
11:17 AM · Jan 7, 2012·Twitter Web Client
 
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Madam Chatom
@MadamChatom
I enjoy a glass of red wine each night for health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks, sarcasm, & flawless dance moves.
2:51 PM · May 30, 2012·Twitter Web Client
   
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Lady Lee Rider
@LadyLeeRider
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses for my witty comebacks & flawless dance moves #ecardbrilliance
2:45 AM · Jul 4, 2012·Twitter for Mac
     
Google Books
Title I Enjoy A Glass Of Wine Each Night For It’s Health Benefits. The Other Glasses Are For My Witty Comebacks And Flawless Dance Moves.: A Cute + Funny Drinking Notebook - Wine Gifts - Cool Gag Gifts For Drinkers Who Love Wine
Author The Jaded Pen
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1077956843, 9781077956841
Length 102 pages
 
Twitter
Barb #StayTFHome
@barb_hill
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
9:02 AM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter Web App