“I don’t like math puns. But I will make one if I half two”

“Half” is sometimes confused with “have.” A joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 20, 2022:
 
“I don’t like math puns. But I will make one if I half two.”
 
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/PlanetKi August 20, 2022
I don’t like math puns
But I will make one if I half two.
 
Twitter
Funny Dad Jokes
@FunnyDadJokess
I don’t like math puns
But I will make one if I half two.
#humor #dadjoke
8:28 PM · Aug 20, 2022·IFTTT
     
Twitter
Code Tutor
@the_alphaman_
I don’t like math puns
But I will make one if I half two.
#humour
10:00 PM · Aug 20, 2022·Twitter for villagers
   
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
I don’t like math puns But I will make one if I half two.
3:57 AM · Aug 21, 2022·IFTTT
 
LaffGaff
Math Pun Maker
September 19, 2022 by laffgaff
I don’t like math puns.
But I will make one if I half two.