“I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel awkward”

People often cry when they cut up onions, but not when they cut up carrots or other vegetables.
       
“I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don’t think they’re ugly or something” was posted on Twitter by RacheL on November 29, 2010. “I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don’t think they’re ugly or something” was posted on Twitter by Lifeline Hangover on September 12, 2011. “Sometimes I cry when I cut carrots and othervegetables coz I don’t want Onion’s to think they are ugly or something” was posted on Twitter by Rezzy Maselwane on May 3, 2017.
 
“I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel awkward” was posted on Twitter by Jad Bou Karam on March 10, 2012. “I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel awkward” was posted on Twitter a few minutes later by Jesse Seedath on March 10, 2012. “I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel offended” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on July 14, 2023.
     
     
Twitter
RacheL
@liketheTEA
I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don’t think they’re ugly or something.
3:39 PM · Nov 29, 2010
       
Twitter
Lifeline Hangover
@lifeline_hd
JK: “I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don’t think they’re ugly or something.”
http://bit.ly/psqZj6
5:46 PM · Sep 12, 2011
   
Twitter
Suga
@Juunikat
“@AnyPussyDrilla: I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don’t think they’re ugly or something.” #veggielove #allove lmao
5:04 PM · Sep 13, 2011
   
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RJ
@RawRJ_
I cry on purpose while cutting a cucumber so the onions don’t think they’re ugly or something
#TrueStory
5:24 PM · Sep 20, 2011
   
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insurgent a i
@thaAndalo
Seen on FB: I cry on purpose when cutting Tomatoes so that the Onions don’t think they’re ugly or something…
2:00 AM · Sep 21, 2011
 
Twitter
Jad Bou Karam
@OHMYJAD
I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel awkward
11:08 AM · Mar 10, 2012
   
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Jesse Seedath
@JesseSeedath
I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel awkward.
11:22 AM · Mar 10, 2012
     
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel awkward.
2:47 PM · Mar 10, 2012
 
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James Streeter
@jamesismagic
I cry when I cut carrots because I don’t want the onions to feel awkward.
5:58 AM · Mar 11, 2012
   
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Bob Bill (parody)
@itsmoirob
@sarapascoe
2nd onion joke I’ve heard in as many days. “Sometimes I cry when I cut carrots, just to make the onions feel better.”
9:01 AM · Mar 12, 2012 from Nottingham, England
     
Twitter
Mr. Batts 🦇
@rapjoeybatts
Sometimes I cry when I cut carrots, so onions don’t feel ugly.
9:51 AM · Mar 19, 2012
   
Twitter
Yoseb Vardeh
@Yosebsai
I cry when i cut carrots just so onions dont feel like they are ugly or something.
2:39 PM · Mar 22, 2012
     
Twitter
Stale Joke Central ツ
@WeAreSJC
I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don’t think they’re ugly or something.
9:48 AM · Mar 26, 2012
 
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👑paige👑
@xpaigeeeex
#TenFactsAboutMe I cry when I cut carrots so onions don’t think they’re ugly or something
9:11 AM · Apr 8, 2012
     
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MJ Nicasio
@NicasioMj
”@damnitstrue: I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don’t think they’re ugly or something.”
3:15 AM · May 4, 2012
 
Twitter
Yung Eros
@Callme_TheKing
I cry when I cut carrots so onions don’t think they’re ugly or something
9:53 PM · Oct 30, 2012
 
Reddit—Quotes
Posted by u/Ranklee February 25, 2013
I cry while cutting the tomatoes and peppers as well, so that the onions don’t think they’re ugly or something. - tmothybarnes
I don’t know who tmothybarnes is other than he’s a guy on a forum my friend frequents and they were talking about making salsa and guacamole. But to be clear, that’s not a reddit username.
 
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Jake Aüstin
@JakeBeast33
I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel awkward
6:59 AM · Jan 31, 2015
 
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Shelli Sass Davis
@ShelliSassDavis
I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel awkward….
1:52 PM · Jul 10, 2016
   
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Rezzy Maselwane
@Retshidisitso
Fact
Sometimes I cry when I cut carrots and other vegetables
coz I don’t want Onion’s to think they are ugly or something
11:05 AM · May 3, 2017
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/CrimsonAvenger_ZA July 14, 2023
I cry when I cut my carrots because I don’t want my onions to feel offended.