“I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon”

“I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “I could be a morning person . . . If morning happened at NOON!!!” was posted on Twitter on May 21, 2009. “I could be a morning person… If morning started at noon!” was posted on Twitter on September 23, 2009.
 
“I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon…....” was posted on Twitter on April 29, 2010.
   
 
Twitter
Stephycce‏
@Stephycce
I could be a morning person . . . If morning happened at NOON!!!
8:02 AM - 21 May 2009
 
Twitter
Angela Renee‏
@AngelaRen3e
:  I could be a morning person . . . if morning happened at NOON!!! 😊
10:53 AM - 27 Aug 2009
 
Twitter
Mia Houser‏
@miahamore
I could be a morning person… If morning started at noon!
8:02 AM - 23 Sep 2009
 
Twitter
Connie Robinson‏
@carobins
I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon…....
6:29 AM - 29 Apr 2010
   
Google Books
Indispensable Friendship & Death Collide
By Melanie Harvey  
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2011
Pg. 121:
“I could be a morning person; if morning was at noon.”
 
Twitter
Mandy ♌‏
@TheAngelic23
I could be a morning person…if morning happened around NOON!!!
12:41 AM - 12 Aug 2011
 
Twitter
Men’s Humor‏
@MensHumor
I could be a morning person…if morning happened around Noon.
6:30 AM - 21 Jun 2012
 
Funny Status
I could be a morning person if morning happened after…
November 13, 2014 Life Status Updates
I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
 
Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
4:26 PM - 5 May 2016
 
17 August 2016, The Daily Mirror (London, UK), “Today,” pg. 2:
Today’s giggle
I could be a morning person - if morning started around noon.
 
Me.Me
I COULD BE A MORNING PERSON IF MORNING HAPPENED AROUND NOON MEME
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