“I choked on a carrot. All I could think was ‘I bet a cupcake wouldn’t have done this’”

“I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was ‘I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me’” is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. “I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was ‘I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me’” was posted on Twitter by The Alicianater on April 7, 2015.
 
“I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was ‘I bet a cupcake wouldn’t have done this to me’” was posted on Twitter by VegasChick on April 11, 2016.
   
     
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The Alicianater
@leechee420
I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”
8:06 PM - 7 Apr 2015
   
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iSaac
@isaacdebyallz
i choked on a carrot tonight at work, and all I could think was “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”
1:29 AM - 8 Apr 2015
   
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Gabriela Rios™
@GabiLiVEFRESH
I choked on a carrot this earlier and all I could think of was “I bet a doughnut wouldn’t have done this to me..”😑👉🍩
9:49 PM - 9 May 2015
 
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CurvyLadyProbs
@CurvyLadyProbs
I choked on a carrot earlier, and all I could think was, “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”
2:30 AM - 12 Aug 2015
     
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VegasChick
@VegasGalMare
I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was “I bet a cupcake wouldn’t have done this to me.”
9:19 PM - 11 Apr 2016
 
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Jessica Northey-Shaw
@JessicaNorthey
I choked on a carrot this morning and all I could think was “I bet a cupcake wouldn’t have done this to me.”
11:02 AM - 12 Apr 2016
 
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“I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”
     
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R.C. Stout
@stout33
I just almost choked on a carrot and all I could think was “I bet a cupcake wouldn’t have done this to me.”
11:29 AM - 21 Apr 2018 from Spokane, WA
 
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Nicole Chapman
@Niccchapman13
I choked on a carrot this morning… and all I could think about is that a donut wouldn’t have done this to me! 🍩
8:18 AM - 11 Aug 2018