“I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly”

“I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work” is a jocular saying about retirement. The saying was posted on Facebook on “Simon’s Scouse and all jokes page” on March 10, 2017.
 
   
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Simon’s Scouse and all jokes page
March 10, 2017 ·
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
 
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Simon‏
@SimonsJokes
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
1:38 AM - 11 Mar 2017
 
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timespliters‏
@timespliters
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
2:41 AM - 11 Mar 2017
 
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happy hammer‏
@brooking1980
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
5:26 AM - 11 Mar 2017 from Harlow, East
 
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Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work.
5:04 AM - 18 May 2017