“I can only sleep on stacks of old magazines. I’ve got back issues”
There have been several magazine puns on the term “back issues.” “Did you hear about the woman who kept hurting herself lifting her boxes of old magazines? She had a lot of back issues” was posted on Twitter on July 26, 2009. “Tuesday #pun: I’d like to recycle my old magazines in the garage but the boxes are very heavy and I have a lot of back issues” was posted on Twitter on April 6, 2010.
“My friend can only sleep on stacks of old magazines. He’s got back issues” was posted on Twitter by Darren Walsh Puns on April 6, 2016. “I can only sleep on piles of old magazines. I have back issues” was posted on Twitter on August 6, 2016.
“If anyone needs copies of Osteopath Monthly, I have back issues” is a similar joke.
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ThatGuy
@blessedstray
Did you hear about the woman who kept hurting herself lifting her boxes of old magazines? She had a lot of back issues.
9:15 AM - 26 Jul 2009
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Glenn Ross
@txglennross
Tuesday #pun: I’d like to recycle my old magazines in the garage but the boxes are very heavy and I have a lot of back issues.
2:51 PM - 6 Apr 2010
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Mike Kohler
@mikekohler
I’ve lifted so many boxes of old magazines I’ve now got back issues.
5:30 PM - 6 Aug 2013
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Ian Barnett
@gnib1969
Back Issues - A medical condition caused by carrying old magazines.
4:14 AM - 28 May 2015
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Gnomey 324
@Cyberghetto
Back issues….
are we talking lumbar pain or old magazines?
8:45 AM - 18 Nov 2015
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Darren Walsh Puns
@DarrenWalshPuns
My friend can only sleep on stacks of old magazines.
He’s got back issues.
1:27 PM - 6 Apr 2016
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Kirsty Craig
@KirstyCraigUK
My friend can only sleep on old magazines - he’s got back issues!!
9:37 AM - 30 Jul 2016
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Keith Humphreys
@KeithNHumphreys
I can only sleep on piles of old magazines. I have back issues.
#dadjoke @_cingraham
2:25 PM - 6 Aug 2016
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
My friend can only sleep on stacks of old magazines.
He’s got back issues.
2:32 PM - 10 Dec 2017