"I call myself terms and conditions because…

People often ignore reading terms and conditions. “RT @Abbyglasby: Being ignored so much I call myself Terms & Conditions” was posted on Twitter by سارة on October 3, 2012. “I call myself Terms and Conditions because I get ignored so much” was posted on Twitter by Ben on March 31, 2013.

“I call myself terms and conditions because y’all keep ignoring me” was posted on Reddit—Jokes and then Reddit—Dadjokes on January 30, 2020.

Twitter
سارة
@SarahElMars
RT @Abbyglasby: Being ignored so much I call myself Terms & Conditions
6:44 PM · Oct 3, 2012·Echofon

Twitter
Ben
@Benhartery
I call myself Terms and Conditions because I get ignored so much
12:49 PM · Mar 31, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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nanas 🍍
@daniellecabbage
get ignored so often i call myself TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
12:21 AM · Jun 22, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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rach
@softgof
I get ignored a lot so I’m changing my name. Should I call myself terms and conditions or Kevin jonas
3:39 PM · Aug 31, 2016·Twitter for iPad

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@ghoul__scum
why do I call myself terms of endearment in my reminders lmaoo, when you’re your own gf.
11:15 AM · May 8, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/typepous January 30, 2020
i call myself terms and conditions
because y’all keep ignoring me

Twitter
CranberrySauce
@IamRomelBerona
I call myself terms and conditions
because y’all keep ignoring me
7:11 AM · Jan 30, 2020·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/A1B1D1U1L1 January 30, 2020
I call myself terms and conditions
Because y’all keep ignoring me