“I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them”
“I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them” is an elevator pun that has been printed on many images. “In fact, I’m so opposed to space elevators that we should take steps to avoid building them!” was posted by Mark THompson on Twitter on May 3, 2012. “I usually take steps to avoid elevators” was posted on Pun of the Day on August 22, 2012.
“I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them” was posted by Bad Dad Jokes on Twitter on November 4, 2012.
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Catherine Squillace
@cathsquillace
just took the steps to avoid being in the elevator with someone…. hahaha
8:45 PM - 18 Sep 2011
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Chad Gibney
@chadgibneywncc
Roommate: From now on, Im gonna be taking some steps to avoid taking the elevator… #BestJokesEver
7:59 PM - 5 Mar 2012
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Mark Thompson
@PeoplesAstro
In fact, I’m so opposed to space elevators that we should take steps to avoid building them! #ThankyouImHereAllWeek
2:09 PM - 3 May 2012
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Jerry Jones
@JerryJonesIndia
#Jokes August 22, 2012 - I usually take steps…: I usually take steps to avoid elevators.[Click to Vote!]
http://bit.ly/SkNuXU Jokes
2:03 AM - 22 Aug 2012
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soloho
@KidOmar
I’m taking steps to avoid using elevators henceforth.
7:44 AM - 28 Aug 2012
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Chris Talbot
@toots2106
I am taking steps to avoid elevators
6:53 AM - 10 Sep 2012
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Bad Dad Jokes
@baddadjokes
I am terrified of elevators.
I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
1:22 PM - 4 Nov 2012
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I’ve developed a phobia of elevators.
submitted May 3, 2015 by SMHeenan
I’m taking steps to avoid them.
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I’ve recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.
submitted May 20, 2015 by forte2
I’m taking steps to avoid them.
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I’m terrified of elevators. (self.dadjokes)
submitted October 7, 2016 by punsize
You know, I’m going to take steps to avoid them.