"I am a professional counterfeiter. I even have the…

“I know a professional counterfeiter. He’s got the certificate to prove it…” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Ben Greenwood 🔴⚪⚫ on April 2, 2009. “RT: @FunnyJoker My Uncle is a professional Counterfeiter He even has the certificates to prove it” was posted on Twitter by Yuñg Picasso on November 14, 2009.

“I am a professional counterfeiter. I even have the certificates to prove it” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 15, 2017. “I’m a professional counterfeiter. Look, I even have the documents to prove it” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 3, 2020.

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Ben Greenwood 🔴⚪⚫
@gngrgeek
I know a professional counterfeiter. He’s got the certificate to prove it…
8:43 AM · Apr 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Yuñg Picasso
@to0namiSB
RT: @FunnyJoker My Uncle is a professional Counterfeiter He even has the certificates to prove it.
10:51 AM · Nov 14, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Darragh Doyle
@darraghdoyle
A friend of mine is a professional counterfeiter. He even has the certificates to prove it.
8:06 AM · Nov 15, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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funny humour
@funnyhumour
My friend is a professional Counterfeiter He even has the certificates to prove it.
1:16 AM · Dec 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Steve Varty
@4EverSteve
My mate Barry is a professional counterfeiter. He has certificates to prove it.
5:05 AM · Nov 7, 2011·TweetDeck

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
My Uncle is a professional Counterfeiter
He even has the certificates to prove it.
5:14 PM · Dec 12, 2015·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] January 15, 2017
I am a professional counterfeiter.
I even have the certificates to prove it.

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’ll convince you I really am a professional counterfeiter by showing you certificates that prove it.
6:52 AM · Oct 8, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/SirShaunIV January 3, 2020
I’m a professional counterfeiter.
Look, I even have the documents to prove it.

Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
My mate is a professional counterfeiter.
He’s got loads of certificates to prove it.
#thursdaymorning
1:43 AM · Jul 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

LaffGaff
Professional Counterfeiter
September 24, 2022 by laffgaff
I’m a professional counterfeiter.
Look, I even have the documents to prove it.