“I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants”

“Chants” sounds like “chance.” “I’ve always wanted to be a Gregorian monk but I never really had the chants!” was posted on Twitter on August 14, 2017. “I wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants.” was posted on Twitter on January 31, 2018.
 
“I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on May 1, 2018.
 
     
Wikipedia: Gregorian chant
Gregorian chant is the central tradition of Western plainchant, a form of monophonic, unaccompanied sacred song of the Roman Catholic Church. Gregorian chant developed mainly in western and central Europe during the 9th and 10th centuries, with later additions and redactions. Although popular legend credits Pope St. Gregory the Great with inventing Gregorian chant, scholars believe that it arose from a later Carolingian synthesis of Roman chant and Gallican chant.
   
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@smokescorpions
I’ve always wanted to be a Gregorian monk but I never really had the chants! Hahahahahahahahahaha
6:15 PM - 14 Aug 2017
 
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floridamurph
@floridamurph
Replying to @StephenKing
I wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants.
7:09 PM - 31 Jan 2018
 
Reddit—Oneliners
I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants.
submitted May 1, 2018 by FalseDmitriy
     
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Deborah A Baudoin
@DeborahBaudoinA
ROFL!  “I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk but I never got the chants. #BadPunRLife https://www.facebook.com/Deborah.Baudoin/posts/1888832747807075 …
2:28 AM - 2 May 2018
 
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Janet Horvath
@playinglesshurt
😂😂😂 I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk but I never got the chants… #earlymusic #punny
12:47 PM - 2 May 2018
 
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Dr. Scott Watson
@scott_watson
Daughter just shared this joke with me today: “I’ve always wanted to be a Gregorian monk…but I never got the chants!” Why have I never heard this before!! 😊  #GiveChantsAPiece #ProudMusicNerd
8:59 PM - 2 May 2018