"I almost caught COVID yesterday, but I quickly…

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many stores having social distancing stickers where customers can stand at a distance from each other. The joke is that a person is safe standing on a sticker, and not safe anywhere else.

“I almost caught COVID yesterday, but I quickly stood on a social distancing sticker and put an end to that shit” has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Rock on August 27, 2020.

Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.

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Rock
@TheCensoredRock
I almost caught COVID yesterday but I quickly stood on a social distancing sticker and put an end to that shit
7:47 AM · Aug 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Josh Olson
@JoshROlson
I almost caught Covid today, but I stood on a social distancing sticker and put an end to that nonsense.
11:22 PM · Sep 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Ashley Hale
September 4, 2020 at 10:16 AM ·
I almost caught Covid yesterday🥵 but I quickly stood on a social distancing sticker and nipped that mess right in the bud.

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TrumpGirlOnFire
@TrumpGirlOnFire
I almost caught COVID yesterday but I quickly stood on a social distancing sticker and put an end to that [Pile of poo]!
7:40 PM · Sep 4, 2020·Twitter for Android

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Awoken by Truth
@awokenbytruth
I almost caught Covid yesterday… But, I quickly stood on a social distancing sticker and put and end to that shit!
9:44 PM · Sep 4, 2020 from Grand Blanc, MI·Twitter for iPhone

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Lauren Houston
@LegalizeitLala
I almost thought I had the rona yesterday, but I quickly stood on a social distancing sticker and put an end to that shit.
10:38 PM · Sep 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Euan Me
@euan_me3
I almost caught #COVID19 yesterday but then I quickly stood on a social distancing sticker and I was safe.
Phew…
2:18 PM · Sep 6, 2020·Twitter for Android

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UK Weather Forecasts
September 10, 2020 at 2:44 AM ·
I almost caught COVID yesterday but I quickly stood on a social distancing sticker and put an end to that shit.

“I almost caught COVID yesterday, but I quickly stood on a social distancing sticker”