“I will not eat my hurricane snacks early”
Many people prepare for an extreme weather event by buying snacks, but then there’s the temptation to immediately eat them. “I WILL NOT EAT MY [HURRICANE/SNOWSTORM] SNACKS EARLY” is a mantra that has been printed on many images.
“I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY” (repoeated five times) was posted on Facebook by Daryl Wymes on September 5, 2017, and this received over 41,000 shares.
“I will not eat my winterpocalypse snacks early” was posted on Facebook by Nancy Hall Heald on January 22, 2026. “I will not eat my winter storm snacks early” was posted on Facebook by Robust Wholeness on January 23, 2026. “I will not eat my cold weather snacks early” was posted on Facebook by Mark Herman, Harris County Constable Precinct 4 on January 23, 2026. “I will not eat my snowpocalypse snacks early” was posted on Facebook by Alison Strobel Morrow on January 23, 2026.
“I will not eat my snow storm snacks early” was posted on Facebook by Auralina Thalora on January 23, 2026. “I will not eat my winter snacks early” was posted on Bluesky by Young Pine/Dianne on January 23, 2026. “I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early!” was posted on Bluesky by Teela on January 23, 2026.
Facebook
Daryl Wymes
September 5, 2017 at 8:50 AM ·
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY
X/Twitter
JonJon
@JonJon_Deau
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY‼️
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY‼️
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY‼️
7:18 PM · Sep 5, 2017
X/Twitter
Laura Williams
@lawilliams0822
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY.
8:24 PM · Sep 5, 2017
Facebook
B O R I W A V E ボーリ
September 5, 2017 at 10:11 PM ·
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY HURRICANE SNACKS EARLY
X/Twitter
𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐱
@iislandboy758
I will not Eat My Hurricane Snacks Early.
5:48 PM · Jun 22, 2023
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X/Twitter
Quis ut Deus?
@HierB4TheAC
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early. I will not eat my hurricane snacks early. I will not eat my hurricane snacks early. I will not eat my hurricane snacks early. I will not eat my hurricane snacks early. I will not eat my hurricane snacks early….
8:04 PM · Aug 27, 2023
Bluesky
Meredith
@happylilcoo.bsky.social
Today’s mantra for the hurricane
[Repeated text of “I will not eat my hurricane snacks early” on white background.
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2:25 PM · Aug 29, 2023
X/Twitter
You Gotta be serious rn
@758ToujouGood
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
I will not eat my hurricane snacks early
7:18 PM · Jun 30, 2024
Bluesky
🏴☠️Øracle 671⚓️🌻
@ssnbubblehead.bsky.social
BART!!!!
#Helene 🌀🌀🌀
[Bart Simpson says: I will not eat my hurricane snacks early.
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3:38 PM · Sep 26, 2024
Facebook
Nancy Hall Heald
January 22, 2026 at 12:35 PM ·
I will not eat my winterpocalypse snacks early.
I will not eat my winterpocalypse snacks early.
I will not eat my winterpocalypse snacks early
Facebook
Robust Wholeness
January 23, 2026 at 1:35 PM ·
“I will not eat my winter storm snacks early.”
(This is also shown repeated five times on an image.—ed.)
Facebook
Gingergainsss
January 23, 2026 at 1:40 PM ·
❄️ I WILL NOT EAT MY WINTER STORM SNACKS EARLY ❄️
(This is also shown repeated five times on an image.—ed.)
X/Twitter
Hermit
@OldWorldHermit
I WILL NOT EAT MY WINTER STORM SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY WINTER STORM SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY WINTER STORM SNACKS EARLY
2:46 PM · Jan 23, 2026
Facebook
Mark Herman, Harris County Constable Precinct 4
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM ·
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL — PLEASE SNACK RESPONSIBLY!
For everyone prepping for the winter storm, remember… don’t eat all your snacks and drink all your beverages too soon.
The storm isn’t here yet! 😅❄️
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I will not eat my cold weather snacks early
I will not eat my cold weather snacks early
I will not eat my cold weather snacks early
Facebook
Alison Strobel Morrow
January 23, 2026 at 5:26 PM ·
I will not eat my snowpocalypse snacks early.
I will not eat my snowpocalypse snacks early.
I will not eat my snowpocalypse snacks early.
I will not eat my snowpocalypse snacks early.
Facebook
Auralina Thalora
January 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM ·
I will NOT EAT MY SNOW STORM SNACKS……. ……too early…..
(“I will not eat my snow storm snacks early” is shown repeated four times on an image.—ed.)
Facebook
im not right in the head.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM ·
I WILL NOT EAT MY WINTER STORM SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY WINTER STORM SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY WINTER STORM SNACKS EARLY
I WILL NOT EAT MY WINTER STORM SNACKS EARLY
Bluesky
Young Pine/Dianne
@youngpine.bsky.social
Only 12-18 inches of snow and a layer of ice possible too.
Let the hibernation begin (well tomorrow night)
[Emoji with frozen look and a knit hat repeating
I will not eat my Winter snacks early.
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6:46 PM · Jan 23, 2026
Bluesky
Teela
@teela.bsky.social
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early!
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early!
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early!
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early!
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early!
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early!
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early!
Me🥶
7:54 PM · Jan 23, 2026
Facebook
Caron McCarthy
January 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM ·
I will not eat my winter snacks early.
I will not eat my winter snacks early.
I will not eat my winter snacks early.
X/Twitter
Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
@MikeBales
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.
8:58 PM · Jan 23, 2026