“I tried to tell a bowling joke to a friend, but he said ‘spare me’”

Several bowling puns use the expression “spare me.”
 
“Want to hear a joke about bowling? Spare me” was posted on Facebook by Jim Abbas on February 28, 2012. “Please, spare me the lane bowling jokes” was posted on Facebook by GoBowling on September 3, 2013. “I started to tell a bowling joke to a friend. He stopped me and said, ‘Spare me’” was posted on Facebook by Kay Heitsch on July 9, 2017.
 
“Pun of the day: If you have any bowling puns, spare me…” was posted on X/Twitter by Stopher J ن on October 14, 2017. “I’ve heard all of the bowling jokes there are, so please spare me” was posted on X/Twitter by Henpecked Hal on July 27, 2025.
 
 
Facebook
Paula M Lay
February 24, 2012 at 11:51 PM ·
Wanna hear a joke about bowling….....???????????????? Spare Me.! : - 7
 
Facebook
Jim Abbas
February 28, 2012 at 10:57 AM ·
Want to hear a joke about bowling?
Spare me. yuk,yuk.
 
Facebook
GoBowling
September 3, 2013 at 4:27 PM ·
Please, spare me the lane bowling jokes.
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
 
Facebook
Coffee News of Kitchener Waterloo Guelph & Area
April 17, 2014 at 3:00 PM ·
Today “On the Lighter Side”
Want to hear a joke about bowling? Spare me.
   
X/Twitter
Travis Cobb
@TravisCobb5
Spare me the bowling puns. https://x.com/patrickclaytv/status/691352036097531904
3:10 PM · Jan 24, 2016
 
X/Twitter
breezy
@bristpltn_n
@MaggieMinas could you please spare me the bowling puns
10:49 PM · Jan 26, 2016
 
Facebook
Kevin Heimbach
October 3, 2016 at 1:09 PM ·
Please, Spare Me The Lane Bowling Jokes…..
 
Facebook
Kay Heitsch
July 9, 2017 at 8:07 AM ·
I started to tell a bowling joke to a friend. He stopped me and said, “Spare me.” 😜
   
X/Twitter
Stopher J ن
@sharky67
Pun of the day:
If you have any bowling puns, spare me…
3:44 PM · Oct 14, 2017
 
Facebook
Don Kirkland
October 14, 2017 at 11:10 PM ·
If you have any bowling puns…............spare me.
 
X/Twitter
Broken Puppet
@java_assassin
If you have bowling puns, spare me.
10:05 PM · May 10, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
I tried to tell a bowling joke to a friend, but he said “spare me”.
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/bowling-jokes/  #bowling #bowlingjokes #joke #humour
From punsandoneliners.com
3:00 AM · Jun 2, 2024
 
X/Twitter
PUNS
@ThePunnyWorld
If you have any bowling puns
Spare me.
11:03 AM · Sep 20, 2024
 
X/Twitter
LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More
@MediocreJoker85
Ugh are we doing bowling puns again?
Spare me.
1:46 PM · Dec 10, 2024
     
X/Twitter
Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
I’ve heard all of the bowling jokes there are, so please spare me.
2:39 PM · Jul 27, 2025
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Bluesky
Henpecked Hal
‪@henpeckedhal.bsky.social‬
I’ve heard all of the bowling jokes there are, so please spare me.
July 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM