“I once worked as a mannequin in Macy’s department store. I held that position for a long time”

An employee might say that he or she “held a position for a long time.” This doesn’t mean a physical position, but there are jokes.
   
“My first job was posing like a mannequin in the window of a clothing store. I held that position for a long time” was posted on Facebook by Greg Thoms on November 19, 2023. “I once worked as a mannequin in a clothing store. I held that position for a long time” was posted on X/Twitter by LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More on March 1, 2024. “I once worked as a mannequin in Macy’s Department Store. I held that position for a long time” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 17, 2024.
   
   
Facebook
Home Groan Puns
Greg Thoms
November 19, 2023 at 9:26 AM ·
My first job was posing like a mannequin in the window of a clothing store. I held that position for a long time.
     
X/Twitter
Sam Robb
@SamRobbWrites
My first job in high school was posing like a mannequin in a clothing store window.
I held that position for a long time.
7:39 AM · Nov 20, 2023
 
Facebook
Aaron Brilbeck
November 20, 2023 at 8:28 AM ·
My first job was working as a mannequin in a clothing store. I held that position for a very long time. Happy Monday yall!!
 
X/Twitter
LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More
@MediocreJoker85
I once worked as a mannequin in a clothing store.
I held that position for a long time.
1:46 PM · Mar 1, 2024
 
Bluesky
twoodcc
‪@twoodcc.bsky.social‬
I once worked as a mannequin in a clothing store.
I held that position for a long time.
March 1, 2024 at 11:38 PM
 
X/Twitter
Tigers At The Aquarium
@aquariumtigers
No luck yet but…
Did I tell you about the time I worked as a mannequin in a department store?
I held that position for awhile
12:16 AM · Apr 3, 2024
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
hacksawjim89—May 10, 2024
My first job was posing like a mannequin in a clothing store window.
I held that position for a long time.
 
X/Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
I once worked as a mannequin in a clothing store.
I held that position for a long time….
12:13 PM · Nov 8, 2024
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
berkleysquare—November 17, 2024
I once worked as a mannequin in Macy’s Department Store.
I held that position for a long time.
 
X/Twitter
Drac．🧛🏻︎ ︎
@lxcarion
oh that dream where i worked as a mannequin at a Macy’s department store and i held that position for a long time and that’s all i did? wild
9:58 AM · Nov 19, 2024
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
berkleysquare—July 22, 2025
I once worked as a mannequin in Macy’s department store.
I held that position for a long time.
 
X/Twitter
Funny Dad Jokes
@FunnyDadJokess
I once worked as a mannequin in Macy’s department store. 
I held that position for a long time.
6:24 PM · Jul 22, 2025
   
LaffGaff
Mannequin
July 24, 2025 by LaffGaff
I once worked as a mannequin in Macy’s department store.
I held that position for a long time.