"I heard a church is a good place to go if you…

“Penance” can sound like “pennants.” There is a joke about this.

“My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest… You should go there if you seek pennants” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 11, 2021. “I heard a church is a good place to go if you collect flags. It’s where you can seek pennants” was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on June 16, 2023.

Reddit—Dadjokes
thomasbrakeline—March 11, 2021
My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest…
You should go there if you seek pennants.

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Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
I heard a church is a good place to go if you collect flags. It’s where you can seek pennants.
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Flag Jokes - Puns And One Liners
I get really sad when I see national symbols. Turns out I have a lot of emotional flaggage. Puns and one liners on the theme of Flag Jokes…
8:00 AM · Jun 16, 2023

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Tolly 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪
@TollytB
I’ve heard that church is the place to go if you’re looking for flags.
Apparently, it’s a great place to seek pennants.
🐢💨
9:13 AM · Jul 2, 2023

Bluesky
possltho.bsky.social
‪@possltho.bsky.social‬
I heard a church is a good place to go if you collect flags.
It’s where you can seek pennants.
October 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM

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Tom Possley
@possltho
I heard a church is a good place to go if you collect flags.
It’s where you can seek pennants.
10:54 PM · Oct 1, 2025
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LaffGaff
@LaffGaff
I heard a church is a good place to go if you collect flags.
It’s where you can seek pennants.
#funny #jokes #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily
https://laffgaff.com/funny-joke-of-the-day/flag-collecting-joke/
10:02 AM · Oct 2, 2025

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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Go to church if you collect flags.
It’s a good place to seek pennants.
2:45 AM · Oct 3, 2025