“I had eczema, diarrhoea and haemorrhoids over the weekend. My best game of Scrabble ever”

Eczema, diarrhoea, gonorrhoea and haemorrhoids are difficult to spell, and there are Scrabble jokes.
 
“I got eczema, diarrhoea, gonorrhoea and haemorrhoids last week. First time I’ve ever won a game of Scrabble” was posted on X/Twitter by Wendy Mallas on May 21, 2009. “I had eczema, diarrhoea and haemorrhoids over the weekend… My best game of Scrabble ever” was posted on X/Twitter by The Dad Joke Man on December 2, 2019.
 
“The only time it’s good to yell ‘I have diarrhea’ is when you’re playing Scrabble because it’s worth a shitload of points” is a related joke.
 
 
Wikipedia: Scrabble
Scrabble is a word game in which two to four players score points by placing tiles, each bearing a single letter, onto a game board divided into a 15×15 grid of squares. The tiles must form words that, in crossword fashion, read left to right in rows or downward in columns and are included in a standard dictionary or lexicon.
 
X/Twitter
Tom Francis 🔜🪦
@Pentadact
So goddamn close to being able to spell ‘eczema’ in this Scrabble game.
6:08 AM · May 30, 2007
 
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Wendy Mallas
@Wendywitwoo
I got eczema, diarrhoea, gonorrhoea and haemorrhoids last week. First time I’ve ever won a game of Scrabble.
8:28 PM · May 21, 2009
 
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Padja The Penguin
@padja1
I got eczema, diarrhoea, gonorrhoea and haemorrhoids last week. First time I’ve ever won a game of Scrabble.
10:13 AM · May 28, 2009
     
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patricia leneghan
@twitbudgie
RT @paul_steele I got eczema, diarrhoea, gonorrhoea and haemorrhoids last week. First time I’ve ever won scrabble
5:21 PM · May 29, 2009
 
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The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
I had eczema, diarrhoea and haemorrhoids over the weekend…
My best game of Scrabble ever.
#MondayMorning
2:15 AM · Dec 2, 2019
 
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Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
I had eczema, diarrhoea and haemorrhoids over the weekend…
My best game of Scrabble ever!
4:28 PM · May 9, 2021
 
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The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
I had eczema, diarrhoea and haemorrhoids over the weekend…
My best game of Scrabble ever.
#MondayMorning
1:43 AM · Jun 7, 2021
 
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Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
I had eczema, diarrhoea and haemorrhoids over the weekend…
My best game of Scrabble ever!
6:25 PM · Oct 25, 2022
 
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Vintagebobt
@bobstackle
I got eczema, diarrhoea, gonorrhoea and haemorrhoids last week…....
First time I’ve ever won a game of Scrabble…....
5:03 AM · Nov 19, 2022
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
I had diarrhoea,  eczema and schizophrenia.
Best ever score at scrabble.
12:57 PM · Dec 6, 2022
 
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Bob Swanston
@SwanstonRobert
#tuesdaytitters
Last week I got eczema, diarrhoea & haemorrhoids.
It’s the first time for a long while that I’ve won a game of Scrabble.
4:16 AM · Mar 18, 2025
 
Bluesky
Lord Salfordlad67
‪@salfordlad67.bsky.social‬
I had eczema, diarrhoea and haemorrhoids over the weekend…
My best game of Scrabble ever!
May 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM