“I eat salads in front of my plants to assert dominance”

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KiwiCairo
@KiwiCairo
“I eat salads in front of my house plants to remind them who’s boss.” -unknown #quotes
7:00 AM · Dec 22, 2012
 
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halohereTV
@haloheretv
I wonder how my plants feel when I eat salads in front of them!
1:09 PM · Sep 12, 2022
   
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Meat off the Bone🍖 aka ♨️ emerald _ haze
@WeaselMy
My house plants are THREATENED by salads I eat in front of them.
7:47 PM · Jun 10, 2023
 
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Tee
@FemboyTHC
I eat salads in front of my plants to asert dominance
4:19 PM · May 19, 2025
 
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theshyfoodie—May 21, 2025
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@DianaG2772
I eat salads in front of my plants to assert dominance
8:46 PM · May 21, 2025