“I am now at the age where picking up a hottie at the club means buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco”

Costco is a “club” (a warehouse club of retail stores), but it’s not a nightclub. There are jokes about going to “the club.”
 
“if by ‘picking up hotties at the club’ you mean going to costco for rotisserie chicken then yeah i am” was posted on X/Twitter by Adam on July 1, 2022, and this received over 57,000 likes. “I’m now at the age where picking up a hottie at the club means buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco” was posted on Facebook  by Bliss & Joy on December 2, 2022.
 
   
Wikipedia: Costco
Costco Wholesale Corporation, doing business as Costco, is an American multinational corporation which operates a chain of membership-only big-box warehouse club retail stores.
 
X/Twitter
Adam
@adamgreattweet
if by “picking up hotties at the club” you mean going to costco for rotisserie chicken then yeah i am
2:04 PM · Jul 1, 2022
 
iFunny
nearby_curdovamemes_2021
3 aug 2022
if by “picking up hotties at the club” you mean going to costco for rotisserie chicken then yeah i am
 
Facebook
Sassy Society
Cerena Giangimano ·
December 1, 2022 at 7:54 PM ·
I’m so old that picking up a hottie at the club means getting a rotisserie chicken at Costco!
       
Facebook
Bliss & Joy
December 2, 2022 at 6:03 PM ·
I’m now at the age where picking up a hottie at the club means buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco.
 
X/Twitter
MAGA=LOW IQ 🍁🇨🇦
@kingtorc
I’m at the age where picking up a hottie at the club means buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco
12:25 AM · Dec 4, 2022
 
iFunny 
jennymi
17 mar 2023
I AM NOW AT THE AGE WHERE PICKING UP A HOTTIE AT THE CLUB MEANS BUYING A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AT COSTCO Y’ALL!!!
 
X/Twitter
MAGA Marine
@Butch_britton1
I AM NOW AT THE AGE WHERE PICKING UP A HOTTIE AT THE CLUB MEANS BUYING A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AT COSTCO.
4:39 PM · Jan 5, 2025
 
iFunny
grc44
6 feb 2025
I AM NOW AT THE AGE WHERE PICKING UP HOTTIE AT THE CLUB MEANS BUYING A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AT COSTCO.
 
X/Twitter
Mr K
@krezae
I’m at the age now where picking up a hottie at the club means buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco.
6:15 AM · May 19, 2025
 
Facebook
Oldtimers
Poster based in Austria ·
September 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM ·
I’m getting old. When I tell my friends, “I picked up a hottie at the club,” it means I bought a rotisserie chicken at Costco.