“How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?”/“Never enough.”

A lawyer joke is:
 
Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.
 
The lawyer joke has been cited in print since at least 1989.
 
           
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Henry Cate III
8/9/93
Date: 27 Nov 89
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Q:  How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
A:  Never enough.
 
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Jeannie West
1/30/95
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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
Never enough.
 
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Joe Martin
3/19/98
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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
Never enough.
 
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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
3:58 PM - 22 May 2009
       
Google Books
Jokes and Targets
By Christie Davies
Bloomington, IN: Indiana University Press
2011
Pg. 210:
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
Never enough.
   
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Ha!: The Science of When We Laugh and Why
By Scott Weems
New York, NY: Basic Books
2014
Pg. 75:
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Not enough.
 
24 May 2014, The Daily Telegraph (London, UK), “Pity the poor barrister…” by Judith Woods, pg. 32:
Here’s an old one, although not necessarily a good one: how many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
 
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How many lawyers does it take
to stop a
moving bus?
Never enough.
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3:43 PM - 3 Feb 2018