“How many Aggies/Texans does it take to eat an armadillo?”
This one has made the rounds of several internet joke files:
Q: How many Aggies/Texans does it take to eat an armadillo?
A: Three. One to eat the creature, and two to stop traffic.
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From: Prentiss Riddle
Date: Thurs, Feb 9 1984 5:02 pm
No, no, no, the joke should be:
Q: How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo?
A: Three. One to eat and two to watch for cars.
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From: Chuck Smart
Date: Thurs, Mar 22 1990 7:31 pm
How many Texans does it take to eat an armadillo?
Three: one to eat, and 2 to watch for traffic.