“How does a turkey drink her wine?”/“In a gobble-let.”

One popular Thanksgiving joke is:
 
Q: How does a turkey drink her wine?
A: In a gobble-let!

 
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2004.
 
   
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how to cook a turky
kinglusafer666
11-21-2004, 11:44 AM
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How does a turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let!
   
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Turkey Day Is Coming!!
Rita, Nov 24, 2004
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How does a turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let!
       
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Thanksgiving humor
sarah s
11/23/05 01:43 PM
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How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let
   
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moreluck, Nov 19, 2006
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How does a Turkey drink her wine? ...In a gobble-let
 
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nighgnat
11-01-2007, 09:04 PM
How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let
   
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ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 10:57 AM
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How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let
   
Bolsa Grande High School (Garden Grove, CA)
November 2008, As Is, pg. 8, col. 3:
How does the turkey drink her wine?
A: In a gobble-let.
 
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RT @GuitarDragon: How does a Turkey drink her wine? In a gobble-let
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Betsey Poore
‏@Betseycarole
How does a turkey drink wine? With a gobble-ette! #Thanksgiving #jokeofthehour
10:11 AM - 26 Nov 2014