"How do you turn milk into cheese?"/"Put…

“Solitary confinement” shouldn’t be confused with “solid dairy confinement,” but there are jokes.

“Where do you put illegal cheese? Solid dairy confinement!” was posted on Twitter by CRAN🦎 on April 7, 2018. “Where do you put evil cheese?
Solid dairy confinement!” was posted on Twitter by CRAN🦎 on April 7, 2020.

“How do you turn milk into cheese? Put it in solid dairy confinement” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 5, 2018. “To turn milk into cheese you put it in solid dairy confinement” was posted on Twitter by Lakeland Union High on January 17, 2019. “How do you turn naughty milk into cheese? You need to put it in solid dairy confinement…” was posted on Twitter by Nic Jones on August 9, 2019.

“Contaminated cheese is kept in solid dairy confinement” was posted on Twitter by Bob Golen on June 27, 2022.

Twitter
CRAN🦎
@CRANTIME
Where do you put illegal cheese?
Solid dairy confinement!
HAHAHACRANTIMEORIGINALDONOTSTEAL
7:13 AM · Apr 7, 2018·TweetDeck

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/MotoFuzzle December 5, 2018
How do you turn milk into cheese?
Put it in solid dairy confinement.

Twitter
Lakeland Union High
@LakelandUnion
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Caraway Cabbage with Sausage
To turn milk into cheese you put it in solid dairy confinement.
10:19 AM · Jan 17, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.

Twitter
Nic Jones
@tismenic70
How do you turn naughty milk into cheese?
You need to put it in solid dairy confinement…
1:04 PM · Aug 9, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Whimsical Wordsmith
@Whimsical84
The prison served hard cheese to lone inmates. ー solid dairy confinement
10:33 AM · Mar 6, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
Did you hear the one about the ice cream that went to jail? It got put into solid dairy confinement.
1:05 PM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
CRAN🦎
@CRANTIME
Where do you put evil cheese?
Solid dairy confinement!
HAHAHACRANTIMEORIGINALDONOTSTEAL
9:01 AM · Apr 7, 2020·TweetDeck

Twitter
Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
[Prison Inspection]
- Why is this prisoner encased in ice cream?
- He’s in solid dairy confinement.
4:53 PM · Aug 6, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Idol Worship
@idle_warship
when i get constipated from eating too much cheese i have to go to solid dairy confinement
10:26 AM · Feb 19, 2021·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BWHComics June 21, 2021
Did you hear about the cheesemaker who got sent to maximum security prison?
He’s being kept in solid-dairy confinement.

Twitter
💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™
@BigBearF1
Did you hear about the cheesemaker who got sent to a maximum security prison?
He’s being kept in solid-dairy confinement.
2:40 PM · Oct 25, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Contaminated cheese is kept in solid dairy confinement.
10:47 PM · Jun 27, 2022·Twitter Web App

“How do you turn milk into cheese?”/“Put it in solid dairy confinement.”