“How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?” (flute joke)

A flute riddle is:
 
Q: How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
A: Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
 
A form of the joke was posted on the newsgroup AFMC Group A Batch on March 29, 2012.
 
 
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2 holes in 1 hole
Subhash
3/29/12
Mr. Dickson asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole. Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers.
They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer. “Look,” said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little “zero.” “This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear inside this other hole.”
“Aaaaaaahhhhhh,” said the children. The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, “Mr. Dickson, my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole.”
“Hmmmm,” he thought, “How can you put 7 holes in 1? Well, I’ll be darned; I don’t know how to do that. Um, did your father tell you how to?”
“Yes,” said Little Johnny, “You take a flute and shove it up your ass!”
 
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Little Johnny once again !
kini
4/26/12
Mr. Dickson asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.
Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers.
They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.
“Look,” said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little “zero.”
“This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose
holes appear inside this other hole.”
 
“Aaaaaaahhhhhh wow,” said the children.
The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, 
“Mr. Dickson, my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole.”
“Hmmmm,” he thought, “How can you put 7 holes in 1?
I don’t know how to do that. Did your father tell you how to?”
“Yes,” said Little Johnny, “You take a flute and shove it up your ass!”
       
Reddit—Jokes
How to put 7 holes in 1 hole?
submitted September 19, 2013 by sumit_pnp
Mr. Dickson, the science teacher, asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.
Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers. They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.
“Look,” said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little “zero.”
“This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear inside this other hole.”
“Aaaaaaahhhhhh,” said the children.
The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, “Mr. Dickson, my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole.
“Hmmmm,” he thought, “How can you put 7 holes in 1? Well, I’ll be darned; I don’t know how to do that. Um, did your father tell you how to?”
“Yes,” said Little Johnny, “You take a flute and shove it up your ass!”
 
Reddit—Jokes
A Teacher asks the students..
submitted June 10, 2016 by Superbat898
“Is it possible to insert 2 holes through one hole?”
Nobody is able to answer
Teacher: “You guys are so stupid. Go and ask your parents and come back tomorrow with an answer.”
The next day too, nobody is able to answer the question.
Teacher: “Well, it seems your parents are stupid as well. See the answer is so simple.”
Then the teacher makes a circle using his thumb and index finger and keeps it in front of his nostrils.
Teacher: “See, it was so simple, yet nobody was able to answer.”
The next day, a student comes up to the teacher and says, “Sir, my father has asked if it’s possible to insert 7 holes through one hole?”
Teacher: “No, that’s impossible.”
Students: “It is possible, my father said.”
Teacher : “How?”
Student: “Take a flute and shove it up your ass.”
 
Reddit—Jokes
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
submitted December 7, 2016 by TylerOrtega1500
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
 
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How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
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How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and stick it up your ass.
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4:12 PM - 14 Dec 2016
 
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How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
7:03 PM - 14 Dec 2016
 
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Mr.Dickson
submitted July 6, 2017 by FutureEdS
Mr. Dickson had a habit of asking daft questions to his pupils. One day, he asked his 4th graders if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole. Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers. Kids came back the next day. No one knew the answer. “Look,” said Mr. Dickson, quite enjoying himself while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little ‘zero’. “This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear inside this other hole.” “Ahh, right” said the children. . . The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, “Mr. Dickson, my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in one hole.” “Hmmmm,” Mr Dickinson said, “How do you put 7 holes in one? Well, I’ll be darned. I don’t know how to do that. Um, did your father tell you how to?” “Yes,” said Little Johnny, He asked me to tell you, “Take a flute and shove it up your ass”!
 
Reddit—Jokes
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
submitted November 29, 2017 by MetaByte7
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
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ReubenZWeiner
Taking it up the flute chute
 
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Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
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1:02 PM - 29 Nov 2017