“How did the butcher introduce his wife?”/“Meat Patty!”
A popular joke about a butcher goes:
Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meat/Meet Patty!
The “meat patty” joke has been cited in print since at least 1999.
12 September 1999, The Sunday Times of India (Mumbai, India), “Gag Bag,” pg. 17, col. 2:
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Meat Patty.
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Q. How did the butcher introduce his wife? A. Meat Patty.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife, Patricia?
“Meat Patty.”
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?
“Meat Patty.”
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Meat Patty.
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Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty!
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CAPE TOWN - There’s an old joke that goes…how does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty!