"How can you tell good cops from bad…

“Badge” does not mean that there is a “goodge,” but there are jokes. “It’s not a badge; it’s a goodge” was posted on Twitter by Sidyom H on December 13, 2010. “I was going to give @ASYXCollie a merit badge for having merit but he’s a good dog, and ‘badge’ has bad in it so I will give him a goodge” was posted on Twitter by Rudolf on April 23, 2017.

“How can you tell good cops from bad cops? Easy. Good cops carry a Goodge” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 5, 2020.

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Sidyom H
@beetotaller
It’s not a badge; it’s a goodge.
11:26 PM · Dec 13, 2010·TweetDeck

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second chicken in a cage being lowered by a rope
@garbagebagkid
Me when I get arrested: You got a goodge or a badge?
1:46 AM · Feb 9, 2016·Twitter for Windows Phone

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shrekfest2020
@roboburrito
Shouldn’t a badge of honor be called a goodge of honor?
12:18 PM · Nov 19, 2016·Twitter for Android

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Rudolf
@RudolfWolph
I was going to give @ASYXCollie a merit badge for having merit
but he’s a good dog, and “badge” has bad in it
so I will give him a goodge.
1:45 AM · Apr 23, 2017·Twitter Web Client

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Kent Eh
@Kanholt
Why did they mess up and not call it a Goodge instead of a Badge?
6:09 PM · Aug 19, 2017·Twitter for Android

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Rudolf
@RudolfWolph
Replying to @JhuskyDuh
Did I tell you the story about wanting to give @ASYXCollie a merit badge?
I decided I couldn’t give him a BADge because he was a good dog, so I would give him a GOODge instead! Got him one at MFF!
1:21 AM · Jan 24, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/RigorMortis76 June 5, 2020
How can you tell good cops from bad cops?
Easy. Good cops carry a Goodge.
COMMENTS
LLRDSTCX
That’s a badge joke

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RedditJokes
@JokesReddit
How can you tell good cops from bad cops?
Easy. Good cops carry a Goodge.
6:30 PM · Jun 5, 2020·redditjokebot

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Aryanized Murder Hogs (30 to 50)
@Eugene_V_Dabbs
Q - How do you tell a good cop from a bad cop?
A - The good cop wears a goodge.
Q - How many good cops have you found?
A - Only one: Officer Down
9:38 PM · Jun 5, 2020·Twitter for Android

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Henry Zhou 1312
@NotHenryZhou
It’s called a police BADge for a reason and not a police GOODge
10:56 PM · Jun 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Haiku Dave
@BackseatDave
Bad Cop has a Badge
And Good Cops carry a Goodge
Relevant haiku
12:12 AM · Jun 6, 2020·Twitter for Android

“How can you tell good cops from bad cops?”/“Easy. Good cops carry a Goodge.”