“Hot Pockets calling themselves Hot Pockets while being ice cold on the inside is why I have crust issues”

“Why I have trust issues” shouldn’t be confused with “why I have crust issues,” but there are food jokes.
 
“My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is why I have crust issues” was posted on X/Twitter by Grumble on July 27, 2013. “Gluten is why I have crust issues” was posted on X/Twitter by norajane on October 8, 2013. “Gluten-Free pizza is why I have crust issues” was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on April 1, 2015.
 
“Autocorrect is why I have crust issues” was posted on X/Twitter by Uncle Duke on March 18, 2014. “Dang Auto correct! This is why I have crust issues!” was posted on Facebook by Stacy Lee Riley on April 10, 2014.
 
“Choking on a sammich is why I have crust issues” was posted on X/Twitter by Kung Fu Kanga on June 23, 2018. “hot pockets calling themselves hot pockets while being ice cold on the inside is why i have crust issues” was posted on X/Twitter by DaddyJew on May 27, 2025.
   
   
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Ricardo Roman
September 29, 2011 at 10:26 PM ·
I didn’t finish my pizza all the way. does that mean I have crust issues? oh ooh woh….. crust issues.
 
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Swaroop
@SwaroopBhartiya
The pizza wasn’t delicious. This is why I have crust issues.
9:08 AM · Nov 16, 2012
 
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Grumble
@wisemanirrvrent
My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is why I have crust issues.
8:32 AM · Jul 27, 2013
   
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Grumble
@wisemanirrvrent
My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is why I have crust issues.
8:32 AM · Jul 27, 2013
   
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norajane
@norajane
Gluten is why I have crust issues.
3:48 PM · Oct 8, 2013 from Cary, NC
   
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Blue Mew Mew
@BlueMewMew
McDonald’s apple pie is why I have crust issues
2:00 PM · Nov 4, 2013
 
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Uncle Dunn
@Dunn_Right
Pizza Hut’s Double Stuffed Pizza
Is why I have Crust Issues
8:55 PM · Nov 7, 2013 from Montréal, Québec
 
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Marks de Spot
@ricci280
being allergic to gluten is why I have crust issues.
3:09 PM · Nov 23, 2013
 
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I LIKE CHIPS
@aaronup
People that throw the bready ends away of pizza is why I have crust issues.
11:01 PM · Dec 22, 2013
 
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Shawn Joseph Niles
@Beer4AGoodTime
My kids eating every piece of bread, except the ends, in 3 different bags, is why I have crust issues.
11:12 PM · Jan 2, 2014
 
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Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
Autocorrect is why I have crust issues.
6:00 PM · Mar 18, 2014
 
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Stacy Lee Riley
April 10, 2014 at 10:07 AM ·
Dang Auto correct! This is why I have crust issues!
 
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Tweety Tweets
@TomVeos
“Dang Auto correct! This is why I have crust issues!”
10:34 AM · Apr 10, 2014
 
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Doktor J
@doktorj
This gluten free pizza is why I have crust issues.
11:57 PM · Jun 3, 2014 from Los Angeles, CA
 
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Ryan
@mjkspeaks
Pizza places that don’t give away free dipping sauce is why I have crust issues.
9:42 AM · Jun 23, 2014
 
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Benny Boy
@Camel_Crushin
Gluten-Free pizza is why I have crust issues.
6:30 PM · Apr 1, 2015
 
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Kung Fu Kanga
@_little_old_me
Choking on a sammich is why I have crust issues.
9:13 PM · Jun 23, 2018
 
Bluesky
puggie wuggie
‪@gmeposhpug.bsky.social‬
Nearly choking to death on the hard outer parts of my sandwich is why I have crust issues.
October 8, 2023 at 9:38 PM
 
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DaddyJew
@DaddyJew
hot pockets calling themselves hot pockets while being ice cold on the inside is why i have crust issues
3:42 PM · May 27, 2025