“help me, i am trapped/ in a haiku factory/ save me, before they”
A haiku joke has been printed on many images:
“help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they”
The haiku was posted on tumblr by r0wdyruff in December 2012.
“Help! I’m a prisoner in a Chinese bakery!” is a similar plea, but written on a fortune cookie and not about haikus.
Wikipedia: Haiku
Haiku (俳句, listen (help·info)) is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan. Traditional Japanese haiku consist of three phrases that contain a kireji, or “cutting word”, 17 on (phonetic units similar to syllables) in a 5, 7, 5 pattern, and a kigo, or seasonal reference. Similar poems that do not adhere to these rules are generally classified as senryū.
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darick.eth
@darickdang
Replying to @ekiyandall
@eki_yandall Oh, we got editors. We just need content. I can’t believe the dude in the vid said “Trapped in a Haiku factory”
1:10 PM · May 20, 2010·TweetDeck
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Rachel
@reclusemethods
r0wdyruff: help me, i am trapped in a haiku factory save me, before they http://tmblr.co/ZcgIrvaeFXE9
3:44 PM · Dec 31, 2012·Tumblr
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Reid
@damnitreid
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
12:40 AM · Jan 2, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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I’m the mama
@RemoteControl15
r0wdyruff: help me, i am trapped in a haiku factory save me, before they http://tmblr.co/Z_djGyalW9OT
12:45 AM · Jan 2, 2013·Tumblr
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Peachykeehn
@keehnidea
r0wdyruff: help me, i am trapped in a haiku factory save me, before they http://tmblr.co/ZKlFkxalZNKA
12:57 AM · Jan 2, 2013·Tumblr
Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/[deleted] January 15, 2013
I’m stuck in a Haiku Factory.
i.imgur.com/iirX9….
Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory
Save me, before they
Reddit—Haiku
Posted by u/MrSquer January 15, 2015
Help me I am stuck / In a haiku factory / Save me before they-
My first haiku. Unsure about factory (2 syllables [facto-ry] or 3 [fac-to-ry]?)
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(((tedfrank)))
@tedfrank
Help me! I am trapped
in a haiku factory.
Save me, before they
11:24 PM · Nov 30, 2015·Twitter for iPad
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(((tedfrank)))
@tedfrank
Replying to @tedfrank
@tedfrank Alleged source: http://litlpup.tumblr.com/post/39318675450
11:29 PM · Nov 30, 2015·Twitter for iPad
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Ned Hayes #BLM
@nedwriting
Favorite haiku of all time—
Help me! I am trapped
in a Haiku factory.
Save me, before they
—Arcadius Jung
5:46 PM · Jan 16, 2016·Sprout Social
101 Words
The Haiku Factory
By William Shaw
April 26, 2017
You don’t know me, but I bet you know my work:
Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory
Send help before they
That was one of mine.
I got a promotion for it: I do fortune cookies now, though I hope to move to fridge magnets.
Reddit—Haiku
Posted by u/Darkavatar77 December 12, 2018
Help me, I am trapped / in a haiku factory / save me, before they…
A bit of humor
to kickstart your brand new day
I hope it brought smiles
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BetterThanOP October 21, 2022
Please help me I’m trapped. In a Haiku factory.
Save me before they