“Head of lettuce. That must be a boring job”

People often seek a job of the “head” of something. There’s a joke:
 
“Head of lettuce. That must be a boring job.”
 
The joke was posted on Twitter on June 2, 2012.
 
     
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LexFuturus
‏@LexFuturus
Head of lettuce.
That must be a boring job.
3:20 PM - 2 Jun 2012
 
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Steve Varty
‏@4EverSteve
Head of lettuce.
That must be a boring job!
3:24 PM - 2 Jun 2012
 
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Peter Fletcher
‏@PeterFletcher5
Head of lettuce.
That must be a boring job.
3:46 PM - 2 Jun 2012
 
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Insomniac Dalek
‏@InsomniacDalek
“Head of lettuce….....That must be a boring job. @HolyDalek ” Not if you’re a vegetable ...
4:18 PM - 2 Jun 2012
 
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Simple Cloud
‏@_simplecloud
Head of lettuce.
That must be a boring job…. http://www.funspot.co.za/index.php/joke/13823
12:51 AM - 27 Mar 2013
 
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John Collins
‏@HolyDalek
Head of lettuce.
That must be a boring job.
2:58 PM - 8 Mar 2016