“Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early…”

“Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol” is a saying that has been printed on many images.
   
“I’ll spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee, or if it’s too early for alcohol!” was posted on Twitter by Tracey M Jackson on April 22, 2015. “I spend half the day thinking about whether it’s too late for coffee and the other half thinking about whether it’s too early for alcohol” was posted on Twitter by Jules Crane on April 22, 2015.
   
“Half the day I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol” was posted on Twitter by Tyler Hindson on August 17, 2015. “HALF THE DAY, I WONDER IF IT’S TOO LATE FOR COFFEE. THE OTHER HALF, I WONDER IF IT’S TOO EARLY FOR ALCOHOL” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by All Things Uncensored on September 10, 2015.
   
       
Twitter
Tracey M Jackson
@TraceyMJackson
I’ll spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee, or if it’s too early for alcohol! #Baileys
8:26 AM · Apr 22, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
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Jules Crane
@jules_clock
I spend half the day thinking about whether it’s too late for coffee and the other half thinking about whether it’s too early for alcohol..
6:58 PM · Apr 22, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Amy
@amz_2_please
I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee. I spend the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.
8:46 PM · Aug 14, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Tyler Hindson
@T_Hinds2
Half the day I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.
1:50 AM · Aug 27, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Kyle Widergren
@kswid2
Half the day I wonder if it’s too late for coffee, the other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol
10:20 PM · Aug 28, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
South African
@PieterBotha20
Half the day I wonder if it’s too late for #coffee The other half I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol ☕️🙊
2:12 AM · Aug 29, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
     
Facebook
All Things Uncensored
September 10, 2015 at 4:10 PM ·
~Big Daddy ~
(The following text is shown on an image, credited to I’M NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD.COM.—ed.)
HALF THE DAY, I WONDER
IF IT’S TOO LATE FOR COFFEE
THE OTHER HALF, I WONDER
IF IT’S TOO EARLY FOR ALCOHOL
 
Twitter
Heartbroken bitch
@MAKEUP_SEX
Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee ☕️ the other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol 🍺🍷🍸
12:25 AM · Sep 22, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
𝕮𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖞 𝕲𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖍𝖊𝖗 🌼
@Mater2Six
“Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for #coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.”
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
2:59 PM · Sep 23, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
Facebook 
The Broadway
November 17, 2018 at 12:09 PM ·
Half the day I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.
 
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rogelmontel
29 dec 2021
HALF THE DAY, I WONDER IF IT’S TOO LATE FOR COFFEE THE OTHER HALF, I WONDER IF IT’S TOO EARLY FOR ALCOHOL
 
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RR144
6 may 2022
HALF THE DAY, I WONDER IF IT’S TOO LATE FOR COFFEE THE OTHER HALF, I WONDER ‘IF IT’S TOO EARLY FOR ALCOHOL
 
Twitter
AMERICAN BADASS 🇺🇲
@SWFLPatriot
🤔 Maybe I’ll just have both
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
HALF THE DAY, I WONDER
IF IT’S TOO LATE FOR COFFEE
THE OTHER HALF, I WONDER
IF IT’S TOO EARLY FOR ALCOHOL
1:25 PM · Oct 15, 2022·Twitter for Android