“Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa”

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led many to isolate in their homes. Liquor stores were open and were deemed essential businesses. This was posted on Twitter by Randi Mayem Singer on March 31, 2020:
   
“Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa.”
   
“I got so pissed last night, I don’t remember getting home from the kitchen” is a similar saying.
   
         
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
 
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Randi Mayem Singer
@rmayemsinger
Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa.
3:32 PM · Mar 31, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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Crypt0
@crypt0talk
RT rmayemsinger: Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa.
7:52 PM · Mar 31, 2020·Zapier.com
 
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Matta’s
@MattasLiverpool
If you had too much wine last night and have no idea how you got home from the sofa, our organic bread has arrived to soak some of it up.
In other news, a customer told us today she’s just realised why her crocs have holes in them #liverpool #food #shopping #WednesdayWisdom
11:52 AM · Apr 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone