“Gray hairs are stress trophies”

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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEric
Welcome to your 40’s: they’re not gray hairs they’re stress trophies. You win.
11:25 AM · Dec 29, 2023
 
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Rҽɳéҽ
@WhiteRoze
Stress trophies! I have way too many of them!
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEric
Dec 29, 2023
Welcome to your 40’s: they’re not gray hairs they’re stress trophies. You win.
11:34 AM · Dec 29, 2023
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I-Pinot’d-Myself (She/Her/Hey YOU!)
@d_pinot
Had my hair done yesterday & the stylist asked me if I wanted to color it (new stylist) & I told her, “These aren’t gray hairs, they’re my stress trophies!” She actually had to walk away for a moment to collect herself. Kids…they don’t know of my treasure trove of bad jokes…
7:19 AM · Nov 3, 2024
 
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𝑮𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒚 💖
@SchoolPetGabby
Guess I’ll start calling my grays stress trophies now
5:22 AM · Jul 13, 2025
 
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I-Pinot’d-Myself (She/Her/Hey YOU!)
@d_pinot
“These aren’t gray hairs…they’re my stress trophies!”
~said by me, to someone, sometime.
Probably stole it, as I am not that clever.
5:01 AM · Nov 3, 2025
 
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEric
Gray hairs are stress trophies.
8:56 PM · Jan 10, 2026