“Got up at 6 am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my Christmas shopping…”
People lie about impossibly perfect days of getting everything accomplished.
“I just went to the gym, ran 10 miles, went to church and then came home to write a tweet that is a total lie” was posted on Twitter by MontaukMonster on January 15, 2012. “Worked late, went to the gym , ran 10 miles on the treadmill and became a great liar” was posted on Twitter by Jay on August 7, 2013.
“Got up at 6 am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my Christmas shopping, started lying about everything” was posted on Twitter by Stephnie (and others) on December 22, 2015.
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MontaukMonster
@montaukmonster1
I just went to the gym, ran 10 miles, went to church and then came home to write a tweet that is a total lie.
10:57 AM · Jan 15, 2012·Favstar.FM
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Jay
@pizzajaynow
Worked late, went to the gym , ran 10 miles on the treadmill and became a great liar.
11:35 PM · Aug 7, 2013·TweetCaster for Android
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Patrick Stevens
@killingfloor96
Got up at 6am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished all my Christmas shopping, started lying about everything. A good day I’d say.
5:29 PM · Dec 22, 2015 from Corning, NY·Twitter for iPhone
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Pokémon Trainer Ricky
@RichardMass56
Got up at 6:00, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my Christmas shopping, started lying about everything.
5:55 PM · Dec 22, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Stephnie
@StephnieKoslows
Got up at 6 am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my Christmas shopping, started lying about everything.
7:51 PM · Dec 22, 2015·dlvr.it
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Kareem Gebriel
@KareemGebriel
Got up at 6 am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my Christmas shopping, started lying about everything.
12:44 PM · Dec 23, 2015·Zapier.com
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Gym Memes
December 22, 2019 at 5:52 AM ·
You got me…
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Got up at 6 am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my christmas shopping, started lying about everything.
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December 19, 2020 at 8:00 PM ·
Got up at 6 am today, went to the gym, ran 10 miles, finished my christmas shopping, started lying about everything.