"Got an order of (2) crab cakes and a friend asked…

Crab cakes usually come in an order of two. However, an order of crab cakes is not always shared, like french fries. This was posted on X/Twitter by Dan Perlman on December 15, 2022, and it received over 40,000 likes:

“Got an order of (2) crab cakes and a friend asked if they could ‘steal one.’ Like it’s fries. Unhinged behavior.”

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Dan Perlman
@danjperlman
Got an order of (2) crab cakes and a friend asked if they could “steal one.” Like it’s fries. Unhinged behavior
11:04 PM · Dec 15, 2022

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ZebraCakes
11 jan 2024
Got an order of (2) crab cakes and a friend asked if they could “steal one.” Like it’s fries. Unhinged behavior

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January 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM ·
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