“Golf Rules for Beginners” (joke)
A jocular list of “Golf Rules” has been cited in print since at least 2002. Rules include “Form a loose grip” and “Stay out of the water.”
At the end of the ten rules is the message:
“Well done. Now flush the urinal, go outside and tee off.”
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(OT) Golf Rules (while waiting for overtime hockey)
Mark Brown
4/7/02
In article
writes
>POSTED AT A LOCAL GOLF CLUB!
>
>1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
>2. Form a loose grip.
>3. Keep your head down.
>4. Avoid a quick back swing.
>5. Stay out of the water.
>6. Try not to hit anyone.
>7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
>8. Don’t stand directly in front of others.
>9. Quiet please…while others are preparing to go.
>10. Don’t take extra strokes.
>
>Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.
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Some Golf Rules
AlcoRS2
8/7/03
Golf can be a testing game. Check out this sign that has been posted at a
local club.
1. Back straight, knees bent, shoulder-width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back-swing.
5.Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don’t stand directly in front of others.
9. Quite please…while others are preparing to go,
10. Don’t take extra strokes.
Well done. Now flush the urinal, go outside and tee off.
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Fwd: Golf rules .. !!
DannyS
6/4/06
YOU’RE IN CONTROL
Professional golfers make it look so easy. But it can be a tough game, so a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona, has posted a checklist of instructions to help out its clientele:
1. Back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder-width apart;
2. Form a loose grip;
3. Keep your head down;
4. Avoid a quick backswing;
5. Stay out of the water;
6. Try not hit anyone;
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you;
8. Don’t stand directly in front of others;
9. Quiet, please, while others are preparing to go;
10. Don’t take extra strokes.
Well done.
Now flush the urinal ...
Twitter
John Brookfield
@MeltHell
Golf rules for beginners: 1) Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2) Form a loose grip. 3)… http://fxmb.info/N8qW5H #jokes
2:42 AM - 20 Jan 2017