Gluteny (gluten + gluttony)

“Gluttony” shouldn’t be confused with the portmanteau word “gluteny” or “glutenny” (gluten + gluttony), but there are jokes.
   
“Gluteny is one of the 7 deadly sins.  Celiac disease is very real, people!” was posted on X/Twitter by Evan Scott on July 9, 2011. “I don’t like gluten due to it’s relation to ‘glutteny,’ one of the seven deadly sins. lol” was posted on X/Twitter by Phil on August 7, 2011.
 
“glutenny..one of the 7 deadly sins” was posted on X/Twitter by Looby Lou on July 7, 2012. “GLUTENNY: the sin of eating too much gluten” was posted on X/Twitter by The Cultured Ruffian on July 2, 2013.
   
“There aren’t seven breadly sins, just one - gluteny” was posted on X/Twitter by Anthony Hall on August 27, 2012. “Gluteny is one of the seven breadly sins” was posted on X/Twitter by Dan Casey on March 22, 2013. “Glutenny—One of the seven breadly sins” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Sally Hughes on June 11, 2024.
 
“Glutenny is one of the Seven Breadly Sins” was posted on X/Twitter by Charles Entertainment Cheese on November 4, 2013. “Glutenny—One of the seven breadly sins” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Peter Ian Stephen Teaker on May 31, 2024.
 
“Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony. But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero” is a related joke.
 
 
Wikipedia: Seven deadly sins
The seven deadly sins, also known as the capital vices or cardinal sins, function as a grouping and classification of major vices within the teachings of Christianity. According to the standard list, the seven deadly sins in Christianity are pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth.
       
X/Twitter
Evan Scott
@evan_in_indy
Gluteny is one of the 7 deadly sins.  Celiac disease is very real, people!
6:57 PM · Jul 9, 2011
 
X/Twitter
Phil
@kujoatc75
@markschlereth I don’t like gluten due to it’s relation to “glutteny,” one of the seven deadly sins. lol
9:13 PM · Aug 7, 2011
 
X/Twitter
Looby Lou
@allballs83
@rickygervais glutenny..one of the 7 deadly sins
3:00 PM · Jul 7, 2012
   
X/Twitter
Anthony Hall
@amusichall
There aren’t seven breadly sins, just one - gluteny.
7:48 AM · Aug 27, 2012
   
X/Twitter
Eric Navin
@ericnavin
So if someone has celiac disease, does that make “gluteny” one of the deadly sins?
12:39 PM · Feb 28, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Dan Casey
@DanCasey
Gluteny is one of the seven breadly sins. This tweet is brought to you by the assistant manager of Whole Foods with a gun to my head.
4:57 PM · Mar 22, 2013
 
X/Twitter
The Cultured Ruffian
@CulturedRuffian
GLUTENNY: the sin of eating too much gluten
#glutenfreeproblems #gluten #GlutenFree
7:21 AM · Jul 2, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Charles Entertainment Cheese
@hardlyrelevant
Glutenny is one of the Seven Breadly Sins.
10:09 PM · Nov 4, 2013
       
X/Twitter
Paul Caris
@PaulCaris3
@Salon “Gluteny is one of the Seven Deadly Sins.”
You’re right. Intolerable.
11:07 AM · Dec 9, 2013
 
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Ethan Shutt
@EthanShutt
“It has Gluten? I hate Gluten! Isn’t that a sin? Glutenny?”
- Me
1:28 PM · Dec 28, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Marian #TeamKamala
@MarianRosin
Glutenny replaces gluttony as one of the 7 deadly sins.  #MillennialHistory @midnight
1:41 AM · Dec 12, 2014
   
Reddit—BoneAppleTea
ricochet511—September 15, 2019
One of the seven deadly sins: Glutenny
 
Facebook
Peter Ian Stephen Teaker
May 31, 2024 at 10:31 PM ·
Its a terrible joke but I don’t feel bad at all about it 🙂
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Glutenny
One of the seven breadly sins
 
Facebook
Shay Irwin
June 1, 2024 at 12:02 AM ·
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Glutenny
One of the seven breadly sins
 
Facebook
Sally Hughes
June 11, 2024 at 2:32 PM ·
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Gluteny
One of the seven
breadly sins
 
Facebook
Marlene Cote
June 11, 2024 at 6:01 PM ·
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Gluteny
One of the seven
breadly sins
 
Facebook
Georgianne Bowman
June 19, 2024 at 6:11 PM ·
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Glutenny
One of the
seven breadly sins.
     
X/Twitter
Alice Mills
@millsalice144
Gluteny: one of the seven breadly sins.
12:04 PM · Jun 4, 2024
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LorazeKimonster™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩
@LorazeKim
Gluteny… one of the seven breadly sins
8:55 AM · Jun 20, 2024
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Glutenny: One of the seven breadly sins
6:24 PM · Oct 17, 2024